#19Ракийчице, светая мъченичице!

Dear readers, I want you to listen very carefully now, cause I have a very important thing to tell you...

Never drink too much when the next day you have to get up early and go to work!!!
Oh, my head is killing me!

Also, Bourgas 63 barrel is not better than the regular Bourgas 63 (will supply pictures later, if I survive today).
ETA:
Bourgas 63
Bourgas 63 barrel

I know! Bourgas 63 never gave me a headache and look at me now after drinking some (yes, I don't remember exactly how much) Bourgas 63 barrel. I am telling you this, because everywhere you go you will get lines like "Oh, Bourgas 63 barrel is the best rakia we have". Oh well, they have better and it is just Bourgas 63.
Usually when I get that drunk from rakia I have the magic ability to wake up really early. Today I couldn't do that. I don't even know how I managed to drag my ass to work... I must have drunk quite a lot last night... I couldn't even smoke my cigarette this morning. This is a bad sign. I want my bed! I want to be in it! Right now!

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ETA1: On a very different subject... P!nk is coming to Bulgaria. Damn, I want to go. The problem is I don't want to go alone and I might not be able to find someone of my friend who is willing to pay to see her. Need to sort this one pretty soon!!! I have 5 days to find a fellow P!nk friend.

#18 1, 2, 3, ... and other stuff!

Yes, again was playing around. Numbers, numbers, numbers. I am just doing some testing.
ETA1: Do you notice how my second ETA is before the fist one and the way it is a second ETA and yet has 1 in the name... straaange! Anyway. I can't figure out the number and the way it works, I mean I want to test it and blah blah, but then again... wouldn't I be manipulating the results? I will just let it be and enjoy it growing bigger...
ETA2: It is gone.
ETA: For once I read what I have written, damn, I am one boring creature. Now I know why I don't read my posts!!!

My cat is crazy.

Yeah, I know it is not the place to post this pic, but damn, he is adorable!

Well he is not my cat, he is my mum's cat, but I love him as my own. Do cats fetch? My cat fetches(sp?). He likes running after coloured plastic bags, but they have to be folded, is it folded?, and they have to be small enough to fit in his mouth(if the bag is too big he doesn't run after it).

If you look closely, you will see the blue plastic bag

Next time I go home I will film him. He is so funny, well I find him funny cause he is my little kitten. Oh and also he has a small head and a big ass (a head of a baby and a body of a grown-up). What was my point... ah! I want to get a cat! I can't. Not until I live with five more people, four of who are cat haters. Damn you, people!

On my way back home I saw a couple of storks. Oh, the happiness on my face, I could finally take off the martenitzas. I loved the way they looked on my wrist, but I kind of got bored with them. Oh, you should have seen the storks, proudly standing in their nest... a beautiful picture. And please smack me! Why, oh why I have a digital camera when I always forget to take it with me. I've missed to capture so much, smack me again, please!

Back on the cats topic. I've noticed that in big cities there are more homeless dogs than cats and in small towns it is the opposite. Why?

I think I am going to get a car till the end of the year. My dad is OK with that, I am OK with that, well I am almost OK with it. I have the driver's license, but oh the madness, I haven't driven a car for like 6 years now, or is it 7? Well, I can learn again, right. I am really sick of the public transportation and the similar. Last night the bus broke. I the middle of nowhere! Seriously. We were standing on the highway, freezing to death, cause of course the sun has just set and of course we couldn't sit in the bus, cause all the smoke that came from the engine gathered in the bus. The nature was beautiful, I can't show you because my camera was sitting at home gathering dust!!! It was cold, it was long... no one got hurt... and I want a car!!! I even know what car I want. And I will fucking get it!!!

The time change is killing me. It is only an hour, but damn, I so didn't want to get up in the morning. I noticed that my whole regime(?) is a little shaken...
I am complaining a lot, am I not? I guess I'd better actually do some work...

Wow, people, not one spelling mistake today! Ah, well, I only used simple words... Pfft!

ETA3: I forgot... I got a skirt. Yes you read that right. P. has a skirt. I look totally ridiculous in it, well to be honest i like my ass in it. I wonder should i post a pic and hear some opinions? Just to make this clear... I don't wear skirts!!! :P

#17 You are not alone

I don't know why it took me so long to put this one on the blog. (check out the white, green and red ribbon right under 'About me')
I believe they are innocent. It is not because they are bulgarians or anything. It is just the way it is.

ETA(cause I am stupid and forget): For more information on the matter click on the ribbon or here!

#16 Pre-period annoyance

I've been missing lately. My body was here, but my mind... it was stuck somewhere in between.
I think I am acting a little not like me and in general I am being a total dick. I don't know if it is the spring or something else, but I kind of feel the need to be on my own, doing nothing. I hate this feeling. I noticed that I am keeping away from my friends. Well I am there, but not quite. I smile, but not quite. I pay attention, but not quite. I participate, but not quite. This is awful. I feel like I am lying them all in the face. I am just floating about and trust me like 80% of the time I am just there, looking people in the eyes, smoking the next cigarette and the next one (I smoke too much lately, way too much... a pack is not always enough to last me 2 days, I know... I will cut them down) my body is there and where the hell is my mind. I hate it! I can't talk to people lately. I can do the general stuff "hi-hello-what's up?-blah blah" YUCK! So freaking fake. This is why I am not so much here and there, I don't want to be fake. Brrr. It is my period. I feel it coming pretty soon... say in 4 days. The pre-period days and the first period day... oh.my.god. Everything annoys me so much... and I feel I am starting to get little by little annoyed...
My mum, I repeat my mUm with an 'U', has birthday today. Happy birthday, mum! I haven't called her yet. Why I haven't called her? My battery is running low..., yeah but this is why I have my charger with me..., nope it is not this. She's at work, she probably can't talk... bullshit, it is her birthday, she is allowed a few more phone calls... I am at work... what? yeah, whatever, it is not this. My mum is depressed... I have to wish her something nice, I have to cheer her up, well I suck at making wishes and I so want to avoid the universal stuff (health, luck, love). Sure those are the most important wishes, but so trivial. And my mind is so trivial at the minute. What if I somehow fail to brighten her day up? I don't want that! I will think of something, I will call her later... well, actually I will not think of anything and I will just improvise, but I will do it the way I always do it... in the fucking last minute. Why do I always wait till the last minute... I aim the best and yet I only do one try to achieve it. Oh, I know... it is easier to excuse yourself then... "well I didn't have time to make it better, blah blah again" I am such a dick sometimes, cause I know what I do wrong, I know how to make it right, but yeah... why doing it? Cause I am dick! I admit, sometimes the last minute improvisations are quite charming and impressive, but only sometimes. Someday I will fuck myself so bad with this and I will regret is so much and I will hate myself then. I don't want to hate myself. Anyway...
I don't like my hands today. It is good that I still have my martenitzas and my super duper cool watch to make them look better :).
Las Vegas in less than 3 weeks... I don't know how I feel about this trip... I am happy yes, but at the same time I don't really care. Damn me! I should be jumping up and down with happiness. Well, I am not, smack me!
I am going home tomorrow... Oh, the quantity of food that will be there... Both grannies will be there... Oh, the annoyance! Wish me luck, you all.
O.K. I am done with the useless rambling. I did not read it, so I know it might be a mess and full of grammatical mistakes. Oh, well... you are the tricked ones, cause you read it.
Oh and since I love ETAs...
ETA: Just for the sake of it!!! Hihi

#15 HAPPY WOMAN'S DAY!!!

Happy woman's day to all the ladies!!!

ETA:

Whoever hears about this for the first time and is interested... more info here

#14 Viva Las Vegas!!!

Las Vegas, here I come!!!

#13 Grrrr

If you ever feel the need to totally ruin your blissful mood just go to the Bulgarian Post. The people who work there have the magic powers to just take away every desire you have for doing something special, also they are totally capable of wasting your time. Just imagine you are the only customer at that time and there is this tiny smile on your face that you will just post whatever you have to and go to work or whatever. You greet the personnel and suddenly all you get is grin faces and shouts and blah blah. Oh, i so hate grumpy and nasty people. I wouldn't mind if i was rude or something, but trust me at one point I wished I had a gun, so I could shoot everybody there! So it took me like 30 minutes and even more (I stopped looking at my watch at one point, cause i was already late for work) to post a package. Well of course they made me open everything and show what's inside, although this rule is only for heavy parcels and mine is tiny, also I think the lady there was just being mean to me, cause well it took me like an hour (I may be lying here, but it was a lot) to wrap the stuff. Also she refused to give me a box. WTF!!! I wanted a box and she gave me an envelope! Grrrrr! I took it, I was late for work and I had to post this today, I had no time for morning scandals! Well, things fit perfectly fine, but I wanted a box! So... she saw what's inside... fucker!... it was personal. Anyway, she put the stamp that it is safe and send me to another woman, who didn't even look me in the eyes. Oh, I hate people like that! Did I mention that? FUCKERS! (excuse me, but they managed to piss me off sooo much and I was so happy this morning) By the way, as being the only customer there doesn't mean you don't have to wait. But hell, it is all my fault that I went there while they were having their morning coffee and chit-chat during WORKING hours!

Anyway! I am not rereading this shit, cause I am sure it is indeed shit, but i needed to vent a little.

#12 CHESTITA BABA MARTA!!!

ETA (специално за скъпата Нина):

Baba Marta barzala, Martenichki warzala - Moravi, zeleni, Beli i cherveni Parvom na gorata- Da listiyat listata. I da doydat vsichkite - Shtarkelite, ptichkite, Parviyat pevetz, Koser hubavetz. Posle na gradinite - Da tzaftiyat girginite I latinki aleni, I bozhuri shareni. Yabalki da zreyat, Krushi da zhalteyat. A pak na dechitzata Varza na rachitzata Martenichki chudni Sas resni cherveni, Da sa ranobudni, Da rastat zasmeni!

Баба Марта бързала, Мартенички вързала - Морави, зелени, Бели и червени Първон на гората - Да листят листата. И да дойдат всичките - Щъркелите, птичките, Първият певец, Косер хубавец. После на градините - Да цъфтят гиргините И латинки алени, И божури шарени. Ябълки да зреят, Круши да жълтеят. А пък на дечицата Върза на ръчицата Мартенички чудни Със ресни червени, Да са ранобудни, Да растат засмени!

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Da vi e chestita baba Marta!!!
Vsichki da ste zhivi i zdravi!!!