So, my tongue hurts. An awful lot!
OK, I lie, it doesn't hurt that much but it hurts and it feels uncomfortable.
Now before you make any conclusions, I would like to specify that my tongue hasn't been involved in any exercise whatsoever.
One thing I will tell you, some people are lying bastards! Everyone is walking around and tells how the hole in your tongue will heal within hours. Well, that is bullshit! My blissful laziness just proved this wrong, big time. So, what is the story... since I love my mum very much and I try to upset her as little as possible, whenever I go home I take that little metal attachment off my tongue. Let me open a little bracket here...(I had huge fights with my mum about this, she wouldn't talk to me and cried every time, so I thought this is so no worth it and now I cheat...) Anyway, on 18 May I went home... took off my tongue ring and of course I forgot to put it back on or whenever I remembered I was too lazy to go and sanitize and blah blah. I finally gained some strength last night and made a tiny effort and now the tongue ring is back in place. It feels nice and sexy and the hole in my tongue was as big as ever. I know what you will say... "Ah, but see it hurts" and I will answer "Yes, it hurts but the hole is still the same! Ha!" The pain now is absolutely nothing compared to the pain I felt whenever I did the piercing, so I am not really allowed to complain...
On a very different note... smurf sex is so not amusing when the participants are not animated characters!
