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    Friday, January 1, 2010

    #169 New Year's wishes and fortune slips...

    Someone please shoot me...

    mum: "Happy New Year! Find a man, get married, give birth to a baby..."
    dad: "Happy New Year! Find a man, get married, give birth to a baby..."
    granny 1: "Happy New Year! Find a man, get married, give birth to a baby..."
    granny 2: "Happy New Year! Find a man, get married, give birth to a baby..."
    One of the above four also said: "Do it soon, you are getting old and running out of time"

    fortune slip 1: "the prince with the horse" (romantic as in a fairy tale and I only insisted to write that stupid fortune thingie cause my mum provoked me)
    fortune slip 2: "a baby"
    fortune slip 3 (the one at home that I chose over the phone): "smth smth love, smth smth smth engagement smth"

    All I can say is... Give me a fucking break, hand me the gun, I will pull the trigger myself...

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    (under the line) Look at that... Second post in a couple of days...


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