I am roomieless (yes, I know this word doesn't exist, but I will use it anyway) this weekend. I would love to masturbate all weekend long, but considering certain circumstances... I can't and I so feel like it. I think I mentioned once to someone that I am never horny. Well, I lied. I am very horny right now.
The weather is great, just screaming "sunbathing". I can't do that either. Since tampons hate me (although it is mutual).
I have a few films on my computer that seem interesting enough for me to watch and also a 5 seasons of a series that is indeed very interesting, but meh. I remember back in my lovely university years all I did was watch films and play Diablo II and minesweeper. I only play minesweeper now and online poker. Which reminds me... I won a couple of Euros recently, yay!
But back on paragraph 1... I was browsing for porn this morning, since I am all alone and stuff and there is no annoying roommate that likes to poke her nose into my affairs all the time. I couldn't find anything interesting. OK, not interesting, cause porn is interesting in general, you know... sex... interesting... and let me do a quote here, which is not perfectly fitted here, but I am sure you will get the picture: "My, that looks familiar, but it's been so long..." Anyway, I lost my thought, but I know one thing for sure... when I get rich (yeah, I am allowed to dream, let me be), I will so have a TV set in my bathroom, which will be connected to my computer, on which I will have loads of interesting stuff (read porn) and I will be able to enjoy my shower and interesting stuff (read porn once again) together in the certain time of the month.
Back in the days, I had loads and loads of porn on my computer, which was shared on the network and people were truly intrigued by how a girl can have that much porn. Interesting stuff. I wonder why it is such a tabu for most of the people... women... porn and masturbation. I do both and I enjoy them, and no I do not star in porn films, I watch porn films. I've noticed for myself, that porn kind of kills the nice (read "OhMyGodThatWasAmazingILoveToTouchMyself") effect. It gets me turned on fast enough but it also makes me cum a little bit too fast. Usually I can control this and I control it, but if I lose the exact moment...meh. Anyway, this is not happening this weekend, casue you know, yeah. I just came to the conclusion that I am not masturbating enough, hm. I need a lover.
The weather is great, just screaming "sunbathing". I can't do that either. Since tampons hate me (although it is mutual).
I have a few films on my computer that seem interesting enough for me to watch and also a 5 seasons of a series that is indeed very interesting, but meh. I remember back in my lovely university years all I did was watch films and play Diablo II and minesweeper. I only play minesweeper now and online poker. Which reminds me... I won a couple of Euros recently, yay!
But back on paragraph 1... I was browsing for porn this morning, since I am all alone and stuff and there is no annoying roommate that likes to poke her nose into my affairs all the time. I couldn't find anything interesting. OK, not interesting, cause porn is interesting in general, you know... sex... interesting... and let me do a quote here, which is not perfectly fitted here, but I am sure you will get the picture: "My, that looks familiar, but it's been so long..." Anyway, I lost my thought, but I know one thing for sure... when I get rich (yeah, I am allowed to dream, let me be), I will so have a TV set in my bathroom, which will be connected to my computer, on which I will have loads of interesting stuff (read porn) and I will be able to enjoy my shower and interesting stuff (read porn once again) together in the certain time of the month.
Back in the days, I had loads and loads of porn on my computer, which was shared on the network and people were truly intrigued by how a girl can have that much porn. Interesting stuff. I wonder why it is such a tabu for most of the people... women... porn and masturbation. I do both and I enjoy them, and no I do not star in porn films, I watch porn films. I've noticed for myself, that porn kind of kills the nice (read "OhMyGodThatWasAmazingILoveToTouchMyself") effect. It gets me turned on fast enough but it also makes me cum a little bit too fast. Usually I can control this and I control it, but if I lose the exact moment...meh. Anyway, this is not happening this weekend, casue you know, yeah. I just came to the conclusion that I am not masturbating enough, hm. I need a lover.
6 comments:
after a long time i saw a Bulgarian blog in English....By the way the piece was quite interesting
Heh, thanks. I am glad you liked it.
It is a little hard to blog in English, since it is not my native language, but I have my reasons to do it. Anyway many bulgarian bloggers are all 'patriotic' about this and it is kinda pathetic :)
I think I can help you . Just call me when you are near to Burgas :)))
E.
А дали ти имам телефона?
Ami nadqvam se da ne si go iztrila ve4e , no ako e taka poiskai go ot Stanislav :))))
hehe, ama si palaw! podozirah te az ot izwestno wreme... :))
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