#Eleven

So,
a strange thing happened to me on my way to work this morning. It is funny and sad at the same time.
OK, I am sure there are (a) million ways to tell this story in a funny way, and I can't seem to find the right words to start with. This sucks. So now prepare for a very short and boring version and please don't blame me, but there are moments when words just work against me (now is one of them). Well, even the boring version can't come out properly, so now prepare for an even shorter and more boring version.
I think that right now you are wondering if you are going to read something interesting here... well, NO! I just wanted to get your attention! Oh, come on, it is funny, really. I mean, well i could have fooled around some more, but I feel good today and I've decided to spare you.
Now, seriously, I regret not having my camera with me this morning! You should have seen it... I get on the trolley and what do I see?! This huge and I mean HUGE dog is lying on the floor, rolled up like a pretzel(not a nice comparison, but I can't think of anything else at the minute). I wondered why there was so much free space there, but I suppose people were just scared or whatever of it. And even (scratch even and add or just add THOUGH) the dog was soooo big, there was something really cute about it. By the way I think it was a she and she had many its inside her belly. I am too lazy to google 'dog pregnancy' right now, but if it was a human, i would say it was in the ninth month! Anyway, you should have seen the people's faces when they got on the trolley... hahaha so funny... and I laughed out loud when I saw the doggy, I am bad I know. OK, I suppose I am not that lazy, I googled it, a dog is pregnant 6 weeks +/- a couple of days, not that I care. I am a cat person, dogs do nothing for me.
I think I am done for now. I told you it was going to be very boring, please don't hate me ;).

Now... to reply to the last comment on the previous post... I am sorry to tell you (yeah, i am actually sorry for me) but it is not my belly there, I just love that picture, so I use it.

OMG, the poor people... And I swear, I only laughed once...The latest news: read here. For the non-bulgarian people who visit this place I will translate:
Turkmenistan drastically increases the number of the (scratch the 'the') internet cafes: from 1 to 3
The number of the (scratch the 'the') internet cafes at the isolated from the outside word Turkmenistan can increase to 3 (from 1), announced the national company Turkmentelecom, said Reuters...

OK, this is it for now. And I will edit later... ;)
I won't read it. I will count on my editor to enlighten me!

ETA: Many thanks to my Editor. I love some colour added to the post.

#9 (+1)Yeah, i know, I just love the number 9(nine)!

I just felt like writing something. I still don't know what, but here I am rambling.
I haven't read a newspaper in a week, I haven't seen the news on TV in a week, I haven't visited MB in a week, I get annoyed with people that I used to adore, I don't like myself particularly much at the moment. Am I depressed? I need something exciting to happen.
I want to win the lottery. That can be exciting. But maybe I have to start play (playing) it first.
I want the spring to come sooner. My life is boring at the moment. Home->work, work->home, very few drunk nights... B.O.R.I.N.G! I want the weather to be fine, so I could walk around after work, meet my friends, have some beers(yeah yeah, I don't drink beer, but that's an expression here) somewhere outside. I want to cut on the cigarettes. I want to go run in the park (hmm, this I can do, but it is still getting dark pretty early, so... yeah I will keep waiting for the spring to come).
I am slow.
Work is good, I am relatively busy lately, so this keeps my rhythm ok. But hey, work is work, I need some rhythm in my life as well.
Now... it is time for something happy and funny... which of course will take(yes, I edited here) me a while to think of. 10:55 here. Start. *thinking...thinking...thinking...* Well, 5 minutes (of) hard thinking, and nothing still. And since i am too lazy, I will steal something funny from somewhere else and put it up here. And because I am now an ETA addict, I am pretty sure I will come up with something later on today... Oeh(I stole this as well), how super... nothing funny on the net... I just got bored, I am not looking anymore... the time is 11:13.

P.S. WOW, only one spelling error! Either I am getting better in (at) English(which I highly doubt), or I used only simple words. Yes, must be the second one.

ETA: I told you there will be an ETA. I have a personal editor... and yes... it turned out I am not that goot AT english. I feel cool though! I will make the corrections but I will leave the originals as well. Ask me why, ask me why! *strains her ears... hears nothing* Well, i will tell you anyway... This is part of my accent, which I've been told is cute, hihi, so yeah... I am keeping it ;). Woohoo, that was fun! I am done... for now!

#9(test...1, 2, 3) Chicken pox and Diploma

this is a test post
cool!!! i made me a... UNDERTITLE!!!!

ETA: I might be having the chicken pox... cool... NOT! I am fucking 25 and I don't remember if i had it as a kid, my parents are not helping either... Well, I wouldn't know for at least 2 weeks now, which is the worst part. I need to know so I could prepare mentally... which of course won't happen. But despite this... it's been very amusing. My flatmates are laughing at me, I am laughing at me and we are all laughing at Staniyo, cause well he is the only one sure that he hasn't had this creepy pimple thing and now he is hiding and avoiding us. Seriously it is really funny!

I finally got my Diploma(yes... capital letter, it is a big thing!) today. 2 years after I graduated. And i refuse to admit in public that I am lazy..., really, I've been very busy... doing nothing! So yeah people, I am now officially a graduate computer engineer. Ha ha ha. Hush! I hear you laughing at me. I know I know nothing, but I have studied hard and sweated a lot not to get caught cheating! Give me some credit. The good part is that my parents(God, second mention of them in my post... pathetic) are finally happy and now they actually believe that I've really graduated!!! One burden off my chest... WOOOHOOO!

OK, I am done. I am not reading this shit... too bad for you who has already done that... MUAHAHAHA. (I am stupid, I know... but Hell, I am stupid with Diploma!!!)

Me being a copycat: "ETA's are addictive"!

ETA2: Ah, the undertitle...