#75 Surviving Christmas

Just shoot me! Now!
If I watch one more soap opera I will kill myself!
Please, set me free from this misery...
Isn't Christmas supposed to be fun?
I miss Sofia...

Oh, which fucking cable TV doesn't have a porn channel? I will tell you which one... the one in Kazanlak doesn't have a porn channel!!! I mean... I wasn't feeling miserable enough already. I decided to bring some joy in my life, stay up late, get in the mood for some..., ah what the hell, masturbation and oh the surprise... stupid TV!!! Where is my porn channel... Fuckers... Anyway, found me some soft porn... and just as I was getting comfy on the bed... my kitty decides to lay on me... Hey you, WTF, I have an eager pussy between my crotch already, I don't need two, get out of the way... But noooo, he just had to lay there on my hand, on my crotch and that is not all... right in front of the TV... yeah...

Why do I have to get woken up at 9:30, when I was promised I will sleep as much as I want?

#74 "You are an Owl!"

Yes, I know, I got surprised as well and a tiny "wtf" crossed my mind (on a side note... wtf is just plain adorable with cyrillic letters -> "втф", I bet no one really gets this, but I swear it cracks me up, haha). I wasn't happy seeing this cutie and being compared to it, but then again, it might be true. I am a Scorpio and I so don't belong to the commonly accepted opinion about our sex behaviour and blah blah. I am a boring and retarded, and kinda narrow-minded lover. *gasp*. And to think, I have such wonderful and passionate and oh so hot fantasies. The power of the mind is unlimited, really!

Aaanyway... here's a little quote:

"Reserved and thoughtful, you choose your partners carefully and with caution. You are respected by your partners and are not easily taken advantage of. You are charming and romantic but it takes courage for you to open up to someone sexually. Once you do open up you are an attentive lover and pleasing your partner is more important to you than personal gratification."

I'd really like to believe that last sentence there, but thinking back I would say that I tend to be rather selfish and less giving. Pfft. I wonder if I really clicked the right answers or clicked the answers I wished were right?

Then again, I really don't believe any of this shit ;)

Oh..., so what animal are you in bed?

ETA: В стаята ми има бухал! Буху, буху...
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Today is a really special day. And I would like to wish my great friend a happy birthday!

Честит рожден ден, Нинко!!!
Обичам те!

So is it better to tell and hurt or lie to save their face?