#182

I've always thought it was a very stupid, ridiculous and fake thing to do...
I've seen it on the movies...
Someone sees a mouse, screams like crazy and jumps on the chair/table/sofa/whatever...
Well I'll be damned, but last night I did it... a few times...
Imagine the situation... Me and the roomie are watching some TV, chatting a little and at one point I see something... a tiny grey body with a tiny tail sneaks in from the balcony into the kitchen along the wall... Me: "Ah, a mouse... A mouse!" (still being calm) The roomie also sees the mouse, starts screaming and jumps on the sofa. I then realize it really is a freaking mouse and panic a little, scream a little and lift my legs in the air. We get hysterical, scream, laugh and most of all we are scared like shit and don't know what to do... I can't move, I can't stand up on the chair because if I do so I will fall, all I can do is sit with my legs up high... Like half an hour later or so we gain some courage and start looking around for the little intruder, we get the broom and the dust-pan... We were hunting... Until we saw it sneaking from the kitchen in the corridor and again started screaming, jumping, freaking out... We managed to surround it under the freezer and guarded it until this guy came... for 2 freaking hours... And he killed it for 5 minutes...
The mouse was like 5 cm long... that tiny and it made us go out of our minds...


On a different note... My boobs are huge! It feels sooo nice!

#121

I thought he looked familiar... The guy smelled even worse than before, he smelled like horse shit. His clothes seemed relatively clean and one would wonder what the fuck is going on. I saw the faces of the people around, they showed disgust and frustration.

Let me tell you about this guy... I've been on the same bus as he a couple of times before. He travels in rush hours, he prefers rush hours. It is his perfect disguise. He gets on the bus and looks around. He spots his victim. Always a woman, a nice looking one, not too old, sitting on an aisle seat, preferably reading or talking on the phone. He pushes his way through the crowd and keeps pushing little by little until he reaches the goal. He faces the woman, puts his hand in his pocket and having the perfect excuse of the packed bus he rubs his body to the one of the woman. While with his hand in the pocket he starts doing short and fast constant movements, obviously stroking his dick. If his victim gets off the bus before his destination he spots another one and changes position.

The first time I've noticed what he was doing I really thought I have a pervy mind for thinking that something like this is possible. I mean he looks decent. But then he was on the bus again and again and I observed him. He've changed buses now. Maybe someone else noticed what he was doing, maybe he needs new people to perv over.

I wish I could grab him by the balls and tear them off and peel the skin off his dick. I wish I could warn the people. But how do you go to someone and say "Erm, excuse me, I think that this guy is jerking in his pants over you". I hate the feeling of not being able to so something about it. I hate that guy. If I happen to see him again I will make a picture and post it here. Not that it will be of any use, but hey at least one person here will be more careful using the public transport.

Beware of the sickos. They are everywhere.

#101 Ew... and :)

Tampons hate me, but I hate them more! Ha!
Either my technique of getting them in is totally wrong (which I highly doubt, because what is so complicated about it... a hole, a thing to stick in the hole... not much chance of getting it wrong /and no, you pervs!, I didn't do it in the ass hole!/) or well, I have no idea. I know I will avoid tampons as much as possible!
I bleed like a bitch, I feel like shit, I need to sleep 12 straight hours.
And yet, I know my life is not so bad and I so much like the little things that make my happy! I am lucky to know how to appreciate those :)

#96

ETA: Yesterday I really thought it looked cool, now I think it looked worse than a fat, hairy ass. So the picture is removed. I will do another one soon and will try to make it original art...

Yep, I am riding the red pony. And it is giving me the cramps...
(please excuse the poor picture, I have no artistic talents whatsoever and of course i didn't draw the pony, don't be ridiculous)

#75 Surviving Christmas

Just shoot me! Now!
If I watch one more soap opera I will kill myself!
Please, set me free from this misery...
Isn't Christmas supposed to be fun?
I miss Sofia...

Oh, which fucking cable TV doesn't have a porn channel? I will tell you which one... the one in Kazanlak doesn't have a porn channel!!! I mean... I wasn't feeling miserable enough already. I decided to bring some joy in my life, stay up late, get in the mood for some..., ah what the hell, masturbation and oh the surprise... stupid TV!!! Where is my porn channel... Fuckers... Anyway, found me some soft porn... and just as I was getting comfy on the bed... my kitty decides to lay on me... Hey you, WTF, I have an eager pussy between my crotch already, I don't need two, get out of the way... But noooo, he just had to lay there on my hand, on my crotch and that is not all... right in front of the TV... yeah...

Why do I have to get woken up at 9:30, when I was promised I will sleep as much as I want?

#72 Eww

Seriously!
Do I have a sign on my forehead saying "All freaks and pervs come to me"? Cause if i don't, I don't know what's my problem!

#70 A list of things I hate or disgust me

So, I've been planning to make a post like this for a very long time now. Every now and then I see something that truly appalls me and I say to myself "Oh, eww, I've got to blog about it". Well, I suppose the time has finally come.

• Men who have long nails. On one, two, five, all fingers... I don't care it is just gross and not right!
• People who bite their nails. Oh my God, that can put me off so fucking much. If you want to be my friend, I beg you, do not do this in front of me, please! It gets me the shivers(the brrrr kind) even by just thinking about it.
• People who eat their hair. Oh, eww, it is dangerous, people!

Obviously this will get continue with time... For now I only have this :)

ETA:

• Stupid people, using public transport. I will explain... Imagine rush hour, 100 people at the bus stop, not one bus for more than 30 mins. Finally when a crowded bus comes all try to get in and hang out the doors. Another bus is coming, same picture and another one... I wait... a fourth bus comes, empty, I get on, I sit. Then it slowly gets crowded. At my stop I try to get off, but of course the people at the doors wouldn't move their asses. I have to push my way through and it would have been so much easier if they just stepped one tiny step aside, but yeah... why bother when you can make it so much complicated... Bastards.