Just shoot me! Now!
If I watch one more soap opera I will kill myself!
Please, set me free from this misery...
Isn't Christmas supposed to be fun?
I miss Sofia...
Oh, which fucking cable TV doesn't have a porn channel? I will tell you which one... the one in Kazanlak doesn't have a porn channel!!! I mean... I wasn't feeling miserable enough already. I decided to bring some joy in my life, stay up late, get in the mood for some..., ah what the hell, masturbation and oh the surprise... stupid TV!!! Where is my porn channel... Fuckers... Anyway, found me some soft porn... and just as I was getting comfy on the bed... my kitty decides to lay on me... Hey you, WTF, I have an eager pussy between my crotch already, I don't need two, get out of the way... But noooo, he just had to lay there on my hand, on my crotch and that is not all... right in front of the TV... yeah...
Why do I have to get woken up at 9:30, when I was promised I will sleep as much as I want?
If I watch one more soap opera I will kill myself!
Please, set me free from this misery...
Isn't Christmas supposed to be fun?
I miss Sofia...
Oh, which fucking cable TV doesn't have a porn channel? I will tell you which one... the one in Kazanlak doesn't have a porn channel!!! I mean... I wasn't feeling miserable enough already. I decided to bring some joy in my life, stay up late, get in the mood for some..., ah what the hell, masturbation and oh the surprise... stupid TV!!! Where is my porn channel... Fuckers... Anyway, found me some soft porn... and just as I was getting comfy on the bed... my kitty decides to lay on me... Hey you, WTF, I have an eager pussy between my crotch already, I don't need two, get out of the way... But noooo, he just had to lay there on my hand, on my crotch and that is not all... right in front of the TV... yeah...
Why do I have to get woken up at 9:30, when I was promised I will sleep as much as I want?
3 comments:
I guess your pussy was jealous of the attention your other pussy was getting. You know how kitties get when other kitties are involved.
We don't have porn channels here either. Just advertisements for phonesex.
MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAS... oh wait...
Честита Коледа...?
Last Christmas my grandma made us all watch Mary Fucking Poppins in the middle of the holy dinner. That woman is a total bully by the way. I mean Mary Poppins. Too.
And yeah, suprisingly, cats seem to have a sex-detector.
Merry Christmas!!!
And they like to watch... the cats I mean.
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