Someone please shoot me...
mum: "Happy New Year! Find a man, get married, give birth to a baby..."
dad: "Happy New Year! Find a man, get married, give birth to a baby..."
granny 1: "Happy New Year! Find a man, get married, give birth to a baby..."
granny 2: "Happy New Year! Find a man, get married, give birth to a baby..."
One of the above four also said: "Do it soon, you are getting old and running out of time"
fortune slip 1: "the prince with the horse" (romantic as in a fairy tale and I only insisted to write that stupid fortune thingie cause my mum provoked me)
fortune slip 2: "a baby"
fortune slip 3 (the one at home that I chose over the phone): "smth smth love, smth smth smth engagement smth"
All I can say is... Give me a fucking break, hand me the gun, I will pull the trigger myself...
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(under the line) Look at that... Second post in a couple of days...
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