#29 Tongue ache...

So, my tongue hurts. An awful lot!

OK, I lie, it doesn't hurt that much but it hurts and it feels uncomfortable.

Now before you make any conclusions, I would like to specify that my tongue hasn't been involved in any exercise whatsoever.

One thing I will tell you, some people are lying bastards! Everyone is walking around and tells how the hole in your tongue will heal within hours. Well, that is bullshit! My blissful laziness just proved this wrong, big time. So, what is the story... since I love my mum very much and I try to upset her as little as possible, whenever I go home I take that little metal attachment off my tongue. Let me open a little bracket here...(I had huge fights with my mum about this, she wouldn't talk to me and cried every time, so I thought this is so no worth it and now I cheat...) Anyway, on 18 May I went home... took off my tongue ring and of course I forgot to put it back on or whenever I remembered I was too lazy to go and sanitize and blah blah. I finally gained some strength last night and made a tiny effort and now the tongue ring is back in place. It feels nice and sexy and the hole in my tongue was as big as ever. I know what you will say... "Ah, but see it hurts" and I will answer "Yes, it hurts but the hole is still the same! Ha!" The pain now is absolutely nothing compared to the pain I felt whenever I did the piercing, so I am not really allowed to complain...

On a very different note... smurf sex is so not amusing when the participants are not animated characters!

#28 Beware of the monster!

Wooh!
I had some busy week.
Went to Borovetz(Rila mountain) to do some work and then bam! off to Albena(Black sea). I had a lot to drink, got drunk a few times, danced and shit, did some work. But most important got some nice tan. I thought a lot about posting a picture of my brown self... and... yep... I will upload one. Now let me hear a big round of applause for my utter courage of reveling my "beautiful" (note the quotes!!! I am being sarcastic here!) body. Warning! People who fear monsters don't look!
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And I know I don't look that brown, but hey, this is huge progress for my skin and I am so very proud.
Oh, and by the way this post was supposed to be long and me telling everithing but suddenly I am way too lazy to do it, so you can just enjoy me! ;)

#27 Let's play!

Happy children's day, y'all!!!
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Also... Happy Birthday to the coolest grandad, i.e. MY grandad!!! I'll drink a rakiya for you later!
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Now, I am sure you are all well aware of this cute dude, but I really feel like putting him on my blog...


Credit goes to ICQ

#26 Hm...

I got a wake up poke last night!
I guess I was far away in dreamland, if my roomie had to get up and poke me so I could wake up.

People, stop, don't worry... nothing bad and scary happened!

Apparently I woke her up first... with my snoring!
I can't believe this, seriously. I know I snore from time to time, but I've always had a good reason for that - being very drunk or sick. Last night I was neither drunk nor sick. I feel sliiiightly embarrassed but it is also quite entertaining, if you are me that is. It must have been really loud and annoying, cause it is hard to make my roomie wake up in the middle of the night and what about making her walk the three steps to my bed and poke me. A lot of effort, I am telling you! I wonder should I spend some of my so valuable (riiiight, even I don't believe my 'I'm so busy and sophisticated' shit) time, trying to find the reason for this midnight concert i performed. Or wait... I will just keep snoring like a pig and annoy my roomie even more, that'll be fun. If this continues, I might end up waking up dead some morning. Oh, wait! I can't wake up if i am dead, can I?! Anyway, I think you got my point, if I don't fix my lungs (maybe by smoking less) and my throat (syrup, I will get some sweet cough syrup) ... I might end up sleeping on the balcony. Sweet. Well, at least it is summer ;).

Oh, by the way... tonight I might get drunk (the boss has some ... More snoring. Yes! 'Houston, we have a problem'. Pray for me, people, I don't want to die so young and green and still a virgin!

#25 "The court dismisses the accusations"

"The court dismisses the accusations", judge Salem Hamrouni told a 10-minute criminal court hearing in Tripoli.

The five Bulgarian nurses - Kristiana Valcheva, Nassia Nenova, Valia Cherveniashka, Valentina Siropoulo and Snezhana Dimitrova and the Palestinian doctor Ashraf Ahmed Juma were acquitted on charges of slander.

The medics were accused of making false accusations that Libyan officials had tortured them to extract confessions in an investigation into HIV infections at Benghazi Children's Hospital where they worked.

They were beaten, electrified and humiliated.
If someone runs electric current through your body and you could feel your heart stopping, would you lie to stop the pain and save yourself? If someone force a dog to fuck you would you lie to save your ass?
I know I would!

#24 PUSH THE BUTTON (you won't regret it)!

I am so proud of myself... it took me all day to put up this shitty player here, but it was worth all the effort!!!

I know that my readers already know this song, but for those of you who had the misfortune to not want to be here and yet you are reading this... PUSH THE PLAY BUTTON!!!

This is the greatest cover ever! Tony Braxton can only envy the talent of those guys...

ETA: I just realized that you can't actually see the song title before you play it. Ah well... I don't really care, the song is still brilliant!!!

ETA1: I just want to add one more thing... the credit for the lovely title goes to... drumroll... these guys. Magnificent.

#23 The madnes of the city rulers

Spring is here. The grass is green, the trees are green and blossoming, little birdies fly around and sing their songs. A beautiful picture, even in the big city.

Whenever spring comes, there is this bell in people's minds that rings and tells us "It's time to clean up your shit, help the nature keep it's beauty, put some effort for your own good and the good of others" (or, yeah, whatever, I hope you know what I mean).

Now, apparently, the bell in our beloved mayor Boyko Borisov had rung... ding.dong.ding.dong. It is all good, you know. I haven't seen Sofia with clean streets for a very long time. Just to open a bracket here - Sofia is the dirtiest city in Bulgaria and, no, it is not because it is the capital and it is big, it is just dirty, we are pigs really, we can't keep it clean. So once a year a miracle happens and someone up above decides that spending some extra money to clean the streets is not such a bad idea. So this kind of miracle is taking place now.

I walked 5 blocks to get to work today. I walked on just cleaned streets. It felt good. Everything looked fresh and clean and it smelled clean. I am pretty sure I had a smile on my face because of this.

All good you think and well done... Now let me explain to you why I had to walk 5 blocks today... The brilliant mind of someone who is responsible for all this "Clean Sofia" thing decided that the perfect time for doing this is 7:00 - 16:00h. Streets are closed, cars get towed away just so the big trucks and the cleaners (those are so not the proper names here, but... anyway) can do their work. There are relatively many cars here and closing one street can cause big troubles, now imagine closing 4-5 streets at a time. The traffic jam was huge! This was yesterday, this was today and will be until it's all clean. And it is sooo stupid.

Everywhere in the world massive cleaning like this happens during the night!!! Think people, think... it would have been so much easier for everyone if you cleaned during the night. I and many other people wouldn't be late for work, a lot less nerves would have been spent... Anyway.

You get my big applause for the idea, but next time, please think it through first!

ETA: Oops, forgot to spell check. All is good now ;)